Call me old-fashioned, but I think that the going-ons of one's lav should remain private, but I feel comfortable sharing with you. With no ill-effects from the few consumed the evening before, I proceeded in noshing through a goodly portion during the study hour, and used them to bribe my preteen into silence during the service.īy the time we got ourselves organized and shorthaired situated at home, it became GROSSly apparent that something was dramatically wrong. When in want of whiskey, most anything will suffice, so I popped a couple back, and bagged up A TON for church the next day. I was housesitting for a friend and looking for some booze when I stumbled upon a large zip-lock baggie of DELICIOUS gummies! Lest you think mine a common tale of woe, let me assure you I ingested these completely by mistake and totally unknowingly. I have never regretted anything as deeply and sincerely as I regret eating this fools' candy.
The title to this review is 100% based upon a text sent to a girlfriend the afternoon after hanging out with her cats, reading, and relaxing. Don't be that dude who thinks reducing his sugar intake could possibly involve sugar-free gummy bears."If you ever loved me, please tell me those weren't sugar-free gummy bears!" The text that changed my life. So basically, stick with regular gummy bears.
(this one's my favorite): "It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste."."There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005."."…the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell…".Here are a few highlights from the justifiably one-star review this "cleansed" Amazon aficionado penned after just a few handfuls from his 5-pound bag of "these innocent-looking, delicious-tasting HELLBEARS:" Hey, if you're cutting down on sugar, the sweetener in these gummies will cut down your entire digestive system.
Well, not regular gummy bears, but certainly the sugar-free kind. There's nothing like a little of someone else's misfortune to perk up your afternoon, right? Particularly when gummy bears turn from sweet candy to the downright evil little bastards we all know lie dormant within.
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